~Hoogar Alert~

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  • Toyz
  • 11-02-2014, 04:49 PM
Attention all Hoogars...

This is a pubic service announcement brought to you by TNN (ToYz Newz Networkz).

If you haven't already done it, remember this weekend its ROLL BACK THE CLOCK time. And its not just the end of daylight savings time...

This year you need to roooollll back your prices as well as your clock. We are going back to the groovy 60's with 60's pricing! All BBBJ's are now $5. FS (when its actually charged for,) will be $9.00. (Johns are encouraged to "round up"). Overnights will be offered for $37.50 (Sammies at buyers descretion).



A few other things that we will be rolling back...

NO MORE FAKE TITTIES (its OK to say "A")



One thing we will NOT be rolling back to are monster bushes...



So...get the lube, adjust those rates...and lets make this a November to Remember!
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  • Toyz
  • 11-02-2014, 10:10 PM
Originally Posted by camouflage
"Under fucking, woman on top tits in your face with extra lady to play with your balls while blowing wind up your asshole with a goose quill" $30

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! Which Ho gots da goose quill???