your 2 must haves at any incall

when going to an incall i really dont expect alot. while a water or coffee is nice , decent music or avail shower an extra touch , sexy lingeree or toys a plus there are a couple things that are must haves.

guys / ladies pick the 2 essentials that every incall must have.

mine are simple a bed and condoms. it is amazing how many times lately the provider says oh i dont have any protection. wtf does she think were coming over for. several ladies have said most of the guys bring their pwn. that is ludicrous. first if its an extended session u dont know how many u might need [ usually one but hey] and second if the appointment does not come off [ its often a 50/50 60/40 at best proposition guy doesnt want that floating is his pocket or car for someone else to stumble upon.

i recently had a lady tell me it gets expenseive like $5 day. well as she is a 1 pop kinda girl and her avg rate is 100 it means she's taking in 500 at her residential ncall. seeing as she does not provide a bed expenses should be ok at 1 percent of take.

that brings me to second essential. how bout a friggin bed. most clients are 40,50,60 plus yrs old. u think some guy wants to throw down 80, 100 ,200 , 300 to bang on pillows abd a throw on the rug. really. recent appointment had me on the floor then pulled no condom bs when time was right. meanwhile she had 60 " tv playing ghetto music. when i left she said save my number. for what? girls we are pigs and dont expect a ton but the basics aint asking alot
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Hoodrats
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great thread tiny! ...ya really put some "big" thought into this "little" shitbird

...two things any jimmie needs are ...a fresh gold dildo at the door and a bowl of warm water to clean the ol ...asshole
If you can't provide a bed with clean sheets and comforter, condoms, and a shower with fresh towels and washcloths, you should not be a provider. I can t believe you had to deal with that shit!!!!
If you can't provide a bed with clean sheets and comforter, condoms, and a shower with fresh towels and washcloths, you should not be a provider. I can t believe you had to deal with that shit!!!! Originally Posted by Victoria Anne
while difficult choices i guess i do value those things a bit more than hoodrats or a fresh gold dildo at the door and a bowl of warm water to clean the ol ...asshole

its strange but a quick check of some of the out of town sections still have an occasional thread related to the hobbyand some great interaction between provider and clients. it used to be nice. i just dont get the concept where its fun to lash out at people all the time with stupid sayings and non sense pictures.

call me crazy i kinda enjoy chasing women and reading about other decent guys exploits with women. and yes its kinda nice having an intelligent , or playful or erotic conversation with a lovely woman whom if things work out one day ill bang. i guess im just old fashioned this board is becoming a vast wasteland.
Nesseities would be running water, electricity, and a door that actually
Closes and locks to the location..

...luxuries..a bed, condoms, wet wipes...
Step inside, walk this way
You and me babe, Hey, hey!

Nesseities would be running water, electricity, and a door that actually
Closes and locks to the location..

...luxuries..a bed, condoms, wet wipes... Originally Posted by aj14620

Wet wipes were probably one of the best and most convenient things ever made! Lifesavers lol
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Wet wipes were probably one of the best and most convenient things ever made! Lifesavers lol Originally Posted by Victoria Anne
spoken like a true funnel
spoken like a true funnel Originally Posted by Plastic Man
Awwww sweetie pie, I love your little pet names for me
Must-have #1: cleanliness.
Must-have #2: a good attitude. (I'm paying you)
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Must haves: tits and pussy.

Did I win the thread?
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thanks for reminding me, need ta get another box of 24 condoms
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Did I win the thread? Originally Posted by Always Horny
thread? ...jimmie ya just won the whoooooole interweb!

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If you can't provide a bed with clean sheets and comforter, condoms, and a shower with fresh towels and washcloths, you should not be a provider. I can t believe you had to deal with that shit!!!! Originally Posted by Victoria Anne
Its pretty rridiculous. I cant believe people would still see girls like that. Disgusting.