I have recently come into the possession, by legal means, of a previously enjoyed baby wipe warmer in very nice condition. I have decided to give it away to one very lucky lady.
Please post a short essay as to why you should get this fabulous prize. Guys, you can nominate a girl and write the essay for her. I would suggest including pics along with the written essay to add more dramatic effect.
You MUST include a working link to the profile of the entrant either here or on another site or her functioning ad. If you are nominating a BP girl, I would strongly suggest copy and pasting the ad.If you want to attempt to sway my choice you may like your favorite posted story, I may pay attention to the likes, I may not.
The story I find either the most compelling, most interesting, saddest, most entertaining or some other unknown at this time criteria will be declared the winner. I will close down the contest and announce the winner at some random point before my next visit to Upset and during this visit I will either deliver this most coveted prize directly to the winner, drop it off at a GOBC meeting or at the AC.
*Disclaimer: If I do not get enough entries in Upset I will be forced to open up this contest to Pittsburgh entrants as well...
**Additional disclaimer, the wipes that will henceforth be warmed by this warmer should be used for cleaning jimmies and funnels and their sexy parts, not baby parts. Attempting to procure this prize for use on wipes destined for baby parts is a violation of the rules and will result in immediate disqualification.
P.S. - I do accept bribes and will certainly entertain them as well as outrageous offers of sexual favors in exchange for rigging the competition.
let's do it!!!
Just askin'.