Whats the Next "Rate Dat Ho"?

Ima gonna let you, the reader, decide on the next edition of "Rate Dat Ho". Cast your vote on which topic you would rather see parodied

tequilabesos I nominate

Yep there's a story there

RR's new avatar thinks we need a British Invasion episode (you're welcome, Little Monster)...



...except that to my knowledge we've no Brit providers in Austin, but we do have the pleasure of one or two Aussies, which I like to think of as the English accent banished to Botany Bay on the charge of being too damn erotic for ol' King George. Mmmmm...young Julie Andrews and Cate Blanchett...

What was the question again?

Ima gonna let you, the reader, decide on the next edition of "Rate Dat Ho". Cast your vote on which topic you would rather see parodied Originally Posted by Toyz

RR's new avatar thinks we need a British Invasion episode (you're welcome, Little Monster)...



...except that to my knowledge we've no Brit providers in Austin, but we do have the pleasure of one or two Aussies, which I like to think of as the English accent banished to Botany Bay on the charge of being too damn erotic for ol' King George. Mmmmm...young Julie Andrews and Cate Blanchett...

What was the question again? Originally Posted by Centaur

OR he could be referring via his submarine icon to a

• "Launch a torpedo segment"...
• Which Ho looks like 20K leagues under the sea creature?
• Which Ho feels like shes been marched through by the pacific fleet?
• Which Ho reminds you most of a Walrus?

Lots of opportunities there for conjecture.

Write-in Topics:
Best Incall
Best TCB

Toyz,
All those topics carry a significant negative connotation. I'd expect some serious backlash. If I were you, I wouldn't even consider trying to do option 1, no matter the vote.

OR he could be referring via his submarine icon to a

• "Launch a torpedo segment"...
• Which Ho looks like 20K leagues under the sea creature?
• Which Ho feels like shes been marched through by the pacific fleet?
• Which Ho reminds you most of a Walrus?

Lots of opportunities there for conjecture. Originally Posted by Toyz

lol Sea Of Holes

Toyz,
All those topics carry a significant negative connotation. I'd expect some serious backlash. If I were you, I wouldn't even consider trying to do option 1, no matter the vote. Originally Posted by FoulRon

Zerious backlash? . Any topic that is controversial (such as any rating) is bound to get some negative response. Luckily my self esteem is not affected by a chat board comments.

Zerious backlash? . Any topic that is controversial (such as any rating) is bound to get some negative response. Luckily my self esteem is not affected by a chat board comments. Originally Posted by Toyz

But then again, I'm not you.
I wasn't worried about self-esteem issues, more along the lines of future play-time. Even those not considered for option one might consider it just down-right mean and offer you a little cool-down period.
That's all, and based totally on my first impression of reading that line.
(Be sure you make it an anonymous poll)

RR's new avatar thinks we need a British Invasion episode (you're welcome, Little Monster)...



...except that to my knowledge we've no Brit providers in Austin, but we do have the pleasure of one or two Aussies, which I like to think of as the English accent banished to Botany Bay on the charge of being too damn erotic for ol' King George. Mmmmm...young Julie Andrews and Cate Blanchett...

What was the question again? Originally Posted by Centaur

Mr. Rick knows all about my love for English Beauties and a British provider invasion would cause me to have to take on a second job, however I'm sure his avatar has more to do with his good taste in music than anything else.
And you are correct there are no good British providers here in Austin. Austin is not a good place for a "Britophile", which is I took a hobby trip to Manchester earlier this year.





And just for the sake of staying on subject, my vote is for a "Biggest Loser" style thread. Mz. Thickness would be my nominee for a contestant.

But then again, I'm not you.
I wasn't worried about self-esteem issues, more along the lines of future play-time. Even those not considered for option one might consider it just down-right mean and offer you a little cool-down period.
That's all, and based totally on my first impression of reading that line.
(Be sure you make it an anonymous poll) Originally Posted by FoulRon

Let me make sure I have this straight...I've been Frozen alive chasing a little cocksucker through the bushes...



Tossed off a building by a fucking bat...



Had my brainpan fried by a pissed off frigid nurse because she wanted my Beeg Cawk to herself...



And I'm supposed to be concerned that a few eccie Hoogars are going to cut me off?!?!?



Son, I have spent my online life defending Mongers & Hoogars from undue extremes.

We live by a code, a code that we would die for...well...maybe prick a finger anyway...We won't lay down in supplication merely to appease a few Ho's.

WHO is going to defend that code? YOU Ron? YOU Sean?

Where I come from we use words like "On Time", "OPEC Value Proposition", "GFE", and "BBBJ".

I would just rather you enjoy my "Rate Dat Ho's" and just thank me and be on your way. 'Cause frankly Ron I don't give a shit.



I've been turned down exactly "0" times in my Hoogar Mongering days...I've had 2 respond to first contact and then crickets...I've been NCNS exactly ONCE...(wanna guess who)?

Many confuse the online persona with who I really am. The girls that know me...well...they know me! I'm only alone when I want to be.

Don't forget Stevie.

Don't forget Stevie. Originally Posted by rockerrick

Stevie...by non confrontation...has raised a flag of peace. I am not that vindictive...unless I can make a joke out of it

to my knowledge we've no Brit providers in Austin, but we do have the pleasure of one or two Aussies Originally Posted by Centaur

I too wish there were some British providers around here. But, who are these Aussies you speak of??