Medical Services / Advice for Providers

Ladies, I'm an ER physician in Houston. If you have questions about anything medical or need to be seen for anything for you or your families, please do hit me up. I always end up helping providers out medically after I meet them anyway, so why not just put it out there. I'm young, spirited, and a damn good doctor. Obviously I know how to be discreet. Hit me up if y'all need anything.

Um, yeah that goes for me too ladies. I'm here for you



Side note to the OP: There's a whole forum for advertising business services for providers http://www.eccie.net/forumdisplay.php?f=992

Hey! I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express. I can fix whatever ails ya.

Hey! I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express. I can fix whatever ails ya. Originally Posted by Sjc21108

I tagged the registration clerk a few hours after checking into a Holiday Inn Express once! ;-)

Tagged ...... like body tag? Before she went in the cooler?

Ladies: my sperm-free semen is Holy.....also available for oral and topical use.

I am not a doctor but I played one on television

Oh good lord!!!

Wait, I'm a Plastic Surgeon, I'll give free breast exams.
No wait, I'm a Psychologist, I'll fuck your brain, the hard way.
No wait, I'm and endoscopist, I'll stick long firm tubes in all your orifices.
No, wait, I'm a gynecologist, I can make any woman spread her legs and I'll stick all sorts of things in there.
No wait, I'm an Orthopedic Surgeon, I can nail you to the bone.
No wait, I'm a urologist, Can't stop pissing around? I can fix that!
No wait, I'm a pathologist, I'll examine everything, REAL CLOSE.
No wait, I'm and Anesthesiologist, Bill Cosby and I have been doing this a long time.
No wait, I'm a Podiatrist, Five dollar foot long.
No wait, I'm an Endocrinologist, I can give your glands a work out.
No wait, I'm an ER Doc, I'll interact with you for a real short time then pass you to someone else.

I'm an engineer and can provide exploratory, spudding, workover, and completion operations....even fracking for ladies that desire it.

All services during February are free .... which is every day around here.

This thread deserves nothing less than a double...

Off topic.

Medical services ... not Vet Services.

Too funny.....

JSMH!!

.... Medical services ... not Vet Services. Originally Posted by LexusLover

Damn.

You didn't!