Lords and Ladies may it please you whilst I recount the adventures of our liege and lord King Barry. As you are all well aware the King prepares to journey forth on our dime again to the mysterious land of India. The only explanation given thus far is that our Master (hallowed be his name) wishes to observe the Festival of Lights. It is only natural that he and his family travel in comfort. Why else take 40 cargo aircraft, 3 Marine helicopters, an armored convoy, 34 navy ships, and 3,000 of his closest and dearest friends. Only costs $200 million dollars a day or a projected $2 billion dollars, cheap at the price! The King has promised to return laden with gifts for all his LOYAL subjects. The rest of us get T-shirts that are stamped "Made in India". What say you fine and noble gentlefolk?
http://www.ndtv.com/article/india/34...ma-visit-64459
http://www.dnaindia.com/mumbai/repor...bhavan_1461946
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010...sit-cost-claim