Sexual Fetishes

I thought this was interesting...
9 sexual fetishes you've probably never heard of
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I actually caught a lady stealing at a store I managed who I now think had Kleptolagnia. She came through multiple times stealing one bottle of 5 hour energy at a time. I thought her heavy breathing while talking to her was adrenline because it was a hefty fine in the area the store was in...
Lmao oh my
This was good...I'm surprised it didn't list BDSM Pony Play? I have a few clients that are into this!
  • Roboz
  • 12-01-2014, 01:28 PM
Beware of knismolagnians!!!
This was good...I'm surprised it didn't list BDSM Pony Play? I have a few clients that are into this! Originally Posted by aspenp
I'm not sure what that is, maybe I should look it up! lol
Beware of knismolagnians!!! Originally Posted by Roboz
hehe!!
...I'm surprised it didn't list BDSM Pony Play? Originally Posted by aspenp
I'm not sure what that is, maybe I should look it up! Originally Posted by DestinyInKC
I'm thinking that one of the "safe words" isn't "giddyup!".

Damn, wish there was a fancier name for a cunnilingus fetish!
I'm thinking that one of the "safe words" isn't "giddyup!".

Damn, wish there was a fancier name for a cunnilingus fetish! Originally Posted by Wizard of Ahhhhs
Its called being a cunnilinguist...
or ..
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"cunnilingus--pussy-pie gastronomie, deep sea muff-diving, yodeling up her yoni, eating at the Y, petting the kitty with your tongue, lapping up puss pudding, sipping creme de la cunt—ooh la la.
drinking from the furry cup, any work fine....but I like it when a lady says "time to saddle up my face"
Its called being a cunnilinguist...
or ..
..
"cunnilingus--pussy-pie gastronomie, deep sea muff-diving, yodeling up her yoni, eating at the Y, petting the kitty with your tongue, lapping up puss pudding, sipping creme de la cunt—ooh la la.
drinking from the furry cup, any work fine....but I like it when a lady says "time to saddle up my face" Originally Posted by BigDeal
Hilarious! Lol
Whew! Now I don't feel so fucked up over my fetishes. Maybe that's something we'll have to work on Destiny ;-)
...or ...."cunnilingus--pussy-pie gastronomie, deep sea muff-diving, yodeling up her yoni, eating at the Y, petting the kitty with your tongue, lapping up puss pudding, sipping creme de la cunt—ooh la la.
drinking from the furry cup, any work fine.... Originally Posted by BigDeal
Not sure all that would fit on my business card...
Hilarious! Lol Originally Posted by Gemma34
I fooound you ms. new booty! Loove your avitar Gemma
Aaaww! Thanks lady! I was actually just admiring yours and thinking... I love her new avatar! Lol! YOU are looking drop dead gorgeous Miss Destiny
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Kleptolagnia - It wasn't a cash and dash, it just turns her on!
Its called being a cunnilinguist...
or ..
..
"cunnilingus--pussy-pie gastronomie, deep sea muff-diving, yodeling up her yoni, eating at the Y, petting the kitty with your tongue, lapping up puss pudding, sipping creme de la cunt—ooh la la.
drinking from the furry cup, any work fine....but I like it when a lady says "time to saddle up my face" Originally Posted by BigDeal
Sneeze in her heater.