menu now ala carte?

I saw the post for the visiting Phoneix Night. While normally I am not attracted to the classic California Girl type (blonde hair blue eyes etc) interest was piqued none the less.

I head over to her website and I consider myself a fairly smart guy but looking at the services offer I was very confused. Would I get an itemized receipt at the end of the time, or would the have to be a prenegotiated contract with penalties for drawing outside of the line.

Can a more experienced board member help me translate this:


*
69-Extra & Covered
Cowgirl
Body Lick(BL)-You can lick mine..
Body Rub
CBJ
CDS
CFS
COB-Extra $50
Crime Scene Action-Extra $40
MSOG-For the Hour DATY-Extra $400
DT-As long as you don't push down on my head
DS
2 Girl Show- $400hlf $600hr (with me and my girl)
FS
shaved
Hindu Massage-ask me to do while in session
Italian-Extra COB- $50
Lazy Dog
Mish
NQBC
Reverse Cowgirl
Russian-Extra to COB (NO FACE)
Toys in Boys-$400hour
My Toys on Me-Extra $50
Lingerie Request-Extra $30*

most can be found on urban dictionary happy reading sweet pea

Crime scene action! Love that!! I lost my decoder ring or I'd let you borrow mine. It all sounds fun, but confusing at best.

Good luck!

BOB!!

I'm sure you'd get more enjoyment out of 'rubbing one out' then playing her game.

Her requirements definitely ...........

BREAK THE "ROSIE FACTOR"

What a joke

GPS
High maintenance
Drama
Entitled

I wonder if you need to bring your own calculator

It must be something like ordering sushi...

It's free with two inner seals!

teppanyaki shows are better

volcanos and something about trains

Cool...can I super size that shit & have the large fries added for a buck?

I can't get over Crime Scene Action. That's some funny stuff right there! I want all my dates to look like a crime scene. I just wish I had a crime scene cleaner upper. Lol! Is that really an acronym? If so, I need to brush up on my hooger language!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Scene%20Action

Crime Scene Action
Sexual activity during her period.
friend: How was your date last night?

you: Good, except there was crime scene action Originally Posted by Urban Dictionary

Seriously I look at shit like this ad and it makes me know how LUCKY I am to see the girls I see who don't do ANY of that shit.

Its an experience...its a flat rate...and we know what is on the menu and what is not going into the time together.

I'd like to retract my crime scene statement!

crime scene action?
seriously, if i die. Dont let them "luminal" my shower
under the UV light it'll look like i butchered 3 pigs and a goat !!