customer pole dancing competition at a strip club in Orlando one time and got a free lap dance from a midget stripper. It is, and will continue to be, one of my greater accomplishments.
Tiny girl was pretty hot, but they don't allow the same shenanigans there as they do in Houston. Still need to check that box...
Yeah....I'd be in it for sure.....I used to travel to Chicago several times a year for work....I may need to find an excuse to go back....work related of course....