Phantom Poopers. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Ive read quite a few stories about phantom poopers. Check these out, and add links if you know of any.

Canada:
http://metronews.ca/news/calgary/612...n-sait-campus/

Michigan:
http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/25...r-in-ypsilanti

Idaho:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5c0_1192058076

California bike trails:
http://www.socaltrailriders.org/foru...ad.php?t=40190

Made me think of this South Park episode

Somewhere in this database is a topic where a guy in Austin admitted to being the Phantom Pooper at Texas Instruments and the extant of ingenuity he resorted to in order to outwit his manager and security.

Pretty long and pretty freaking funny.

Too lazy to search and poop a link.

https://medium.com/comedy-corner/why...a-85093f6c8a23

http://6abc.com/news/police-man-lit-...tation/440606/