Holding onto the "oh shit handle" and screaming for mercy!

The Oil industry is dying a painful death and while I don't particularly care for the lying thieves, I have come come to greatly appreciate a certain monthly event (I'm having nightmares that I will someday have to get a job and how I will I ever find an idiot to hire me) So help me and all the other lazy jackasses out and buy petroleum based lubes and leave your cars running.

If not for my ass do it for the hookers, those oil guys have sure drilled and fracked a lot of pussy at 200/hour or more.

This is for the hookers
With falling oil prices and eminent layoffs in the industry do you expect budgetary short falls or do you have huge cash reserves like the Saudis to whether the downturn ? Will your output be reduced or will you slash prices like opec has done to maintain your market share?

Hmm.. Wonder if this has anything to do with everyone suddenly getting into relationships? Lol

People can't live on just love alone forever, at some point somebody is gonna have to go down to McDonalds and fill out an application!

People can't live on just love alone forever, at some point somebody is gonna have to go down to McDonalds and fill out an application! Originally Posted by Chincho

They have a saying in Brazil: "when financial woes come through the door, love goes out the window"


Ijs...

People can't live on just love alone forever, at some point somebody is gonna have to go down to McDonalds and fill out an application! Originally Posted by Chincho

There will always be a demand. There will always be a supply.
Us ladies will be alright

Camille, obrigado por el pensamento brasileño, thanks for the Brazilian saying!! Repete

at some point somebody is gonna have to go down to McDonalds and fill out an application!

Chincho my man....dude you have been out of the workforce toooo long... ya all can apply on line now....

Chincho my man....dude you have been out of the workforce toooo long... ya all can apply on line now.... Originally Posted by nomuff2tuff

Never filled out a job application in my life!

There will always be a demand. There will always be a supply.
Us ladies will be alright Originally Posted by Little Miss Cuntcakes

Not saying there will not be demand, just less perhaps. More hookers in town and fewer men with $$$$$. down here we practically have hookers going door to door trick or treating at rv parks and man camps.

Yes many of their outfits do look like Halloween costumes.

Chincho my man....dude you have been out of the workforce toooo long... ya all can apply on line now.... Originally Posted by nomuff2tuff

Sounds like pickles and shame

I just googled pickles and shame and I still couldn't find the meaning.

It's working!!! Brent crude oil is up 77 cents to 60.88 a barrel, now run outside and rev your engines so we can hit 61. We have got to burn up that stockpile of reserves!!!!!

I just googled pickles and shame and I still couldn't find the meaning. Originally Posted by Chincho

Meant to type smells like pickles and shame
As in McDonald's s smells like pickles and shame

It's working!!! Brent crude oil is up 77 cents to 60.88 a barrel, now run outside and rev your engines so we can hit 61. We have got to burn up that stockpile of reserves!!!!!

Hey I got the Prius all loaded for a trip to the coast... will that help... Hell gas is cheap enough I can NOW fill up!

Hey I got the Prius all loaded for a trip to the coast... will that help... Hell gas is cheap enough I can NOW fill up! Originally Posted by nomuff2tuff

Screw you!!! But every bit does help so thank you a little bit. ( I actually have owned two of them but got rid of them)