One million dollars to spend on escorts

tpepsi's Avatar
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time...
Still Looking's Avatar
30 years in the Federal pen for spending a million on hookers? I called my attorney right away he laughed and said the guy stole the money. So I unpacked by bags...
I called my attorney right away he laughed and said the guy stole the money. So I unpacked by bags... Originally Posted by Still Looking


I'm wondering now if he was a frequent poster here!
So that's where the briefcase went to?
Jet Carson's Avatar
At least he didn't waste it
Klittylicker's Avatar
"Confronted with forged checks and explicit images of his torrid encounters"

I wonder how they obtained those images...I reckon they were following him while they were building the case
I reckon they were following him while they were building the case Originally Posted by Klittylicker
Of course they did the Feds need spank material too

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I know a PI that mainly made his living following providers, husbands, and wives. He told me that after awhile it stopped being interesting and became boring. Kinda like how bank tellers start seeing cash as pieces of paper.
I wonder what the percentage was on Hookers versus just gambling? At least he had a chance to get some money back gambling but as for hookers....I am sure there are some happy providers!
rockymax99's Avatar
One of the comments on the story said... "that's a lot MSOG" hahaha that's awesome
tpepsi's Avatar
A million dollars.

Lets assume he was cavalier with his stolen cash and paid out $300 per hour.

1,000,000 / 300 = 3,333 one hour sessions.

3,333 / 365 = 9.1 years

So assuming he saw one lady a day, it would have taken him 9 years to blow the cash.

Maybe its buried somewhere and the hooker/gambling story is just a ruse so the coppers don't go looking to confiscate the cash?!?!?
Guest010619's Avatar
A million dollars.

Lets assume he was cavalier with his stolen cash and paid out $300 per hour.

1,000,000 / 300 = 3,333 one hour sessions.

3,333 / 365 = 9.1 years

So assuming he saw one lady a day, it would have taken him 9 years to blow the cash.

Maybe its buried somewhere and the hooker/gambling story is just a ruse so the coppers don't go looking to confiscate the cash?!?!? Originally Posted by tpepsi
Maybe he did some overnights, fancy hotel rooms and dining while tipping big.

If memory serves me correctly there were a couple of bank executives in San Antonio back in the 80's who stole from the bank and hogged the talent whenever they showed up at the Wild Zebra.
Still Looking's Avatar
A million dollars.

Lets assume he was cavalier with his stolen cash and paid out $300 per hour.

1,000,000 / 300 = 3,333 one hour sessions.

3,333 / 365 = 9.1 years

So assuming he saw one lady a day, it would have taken him 9 years to blow the cash.

Maybe its buried somewhere and the hooker/gambling story is just a ruse so the coppers don't go looking to confiscate the cash?!?!? Originally Posted by tpepsi

No he spent it trust me