Categories for End of the Year Awards

The year is wrapping up and I thought it'd be fun to jump-start categories for the 2014 Provider & Hobbyist Awards.

Here are a few ideas to start:

2014 Best GFE
2014 Best BFE (boyfriend experience)
2014 Best Breakup Text
2014 Most Obnoxious Member
2014 Best Duo
2014 Biggest Bang for the Buck
2014 Best TCB
2014 Best Incall
2014 Provider of the Year
2014 Best Newcomer
2014 Best Provider I never Had
2015 Wishlists (provider / hobbyist)

Once we get a few decent categories we can start polling for nominees.

MTny

How bout

2014 Hoodrat of the year
2014 Top hooker excuse for a NC/NS
2014 Top hooker excuse for a messy incall
2014 Funniest thing seen at an incall
2014 Scariest thing seen at an incall
2014 Pimp of the year
2014 Worst pimp of the year
2014 Cleanest/best incall
2014 Messiest/worst incall
2014 Hooker who lost/broke her phone the most
2014 Fake 2nd handle of the year
2014 Worst ML leak
2014 Most useless ML leak
2014 WK of the year
2014 Worst mod of the year
2014 Lamest mod action of the year
2014 Least deserved points of the year
2014 Worst BP ad of the year
2014 Funniest BP ad of the year
2014 Scariest BP ad of the year
2014 Shit I will never do again of the year

I'd suggest best mod of the year but I don't think there is one who can compete with Pistolero, why give him another award

2014 bestest ever jimmie board member

Tribute to the fallen, montage

2014 Best Provider I Never Had: Frankie Fine

Heartwarming welcome home to heroes tribute '14

Heartwarming welcome home to heroes tribute '14

Originally Posted by J.J. Walker

Lol jj your something else …..

How bout

2014 Hoodrat of the year
2014 Top hooker excuse for a NC/NS
2014 Top hooker excuse for a messy incall
2014 Funniest thing seen at an incall
2014 Scariest thing seen at an incall
2014 Pimp of the year
2014 Worst pimp of the year
2014 Cleanest/best incall
2014 Messiest/worst incall
2014 Hooker who lost/broke her phone the most
2014 Fake 2nd handle of the year
2014 Worst ML leak
2014 Most useless ML leak
2014 WK of the year
2014 Worst mod of the year
2014 Lamest mod action of the year
2014 Least deserved points of the year
2014 Worst BP ad of the year
2014 Funniest BP ad of the year
2014 Scariest BP ad of the year
2014 Shit I will never do again of the year

I'd suggest best mod of the year but I don't think there is one who can compete with Pistolero, why give him another award Originally Posted by AmishGangster

AG excellent cats..

Funniest thing seen at an incall had me LOL.. Saggy A cups.. how is that even possible?

2014 Shit I hope to neVer do again. - cut my fucking balls shaving hours before a session.. sorry RB I actually was only busy bleeding. That took a while to recover from..

This 2014 Top hooker excuse for a NC/NS nominee comes to us from Houston

http://eccie.net/showpost.php?p=1055984700&postcount=13

There are actually 2 very long threADs about this ho and her NC/NS in Houston Coed. Apparently she can give you the name of the hotel AND the neighborhood its in, but if she does not give you the Physical address, she does not consider it an appointment.

So..."I'll see you tomorrow at 2pm at the Palace Inn in Channelview" does not count because you didn't get the "222 Somefuckin street, Channelview, TX 12345"

You can't make this shit up.

2014 Shit I hope to neVer do again. - cut my fucking balls shaving hours before a session.. sorry RB I actually was only busy bleeding. That took a while to recover from.. Originally Posted by moneytalksny

Ha I did that last year. It influenced the title of one of my reviews.

While we are on the subject of ball shaving, or any shaving for that matter...do it at least 24 hours before an appointment, MINIMUM! When you shave, even if you don't nick yourself and bleed, you break your skin. No faster way to help any type of infection to enter your body. Might as well put out a welcome mat for the MRSA.

If your pubes grow fast enough that you get 5 o'clock ball shadow, seek laser removal or get your DNA modified from Gorilla to Human.

How bout


2014 Worst mod of the year Originally Posted by AmishGangster

geniusman is second worst.
Everyone else is tied for first.

geniusman is second worst.
Everyone else is tied for first. Originally Posted by Paulwantsya

You throwin Highwayman64 under the bus already Paulie ?

While we are on the subject of ball shaving, or any shaving for that matter...
If your pubes grow fast enough that you get 5 o'clock ball shadow, seek laser removal. Originally Posted by AmishGangster

Ain't NO ONE coming anywhere near my balls with a laser. No F'n way in hell.
The vasectomy was was way more than enough and that was 23 yrs ago.

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How about: provider who reminds you most of your mother?

The year is wrapping up and I thought it'd be fun to jump-start categories for the 2014 Provider & Hobbyist Awards.

Here are a few ideas to start:

2014 Best GFE
2014 Best BFE (boyfriend experience)
2014 Best Breakup Text
2014 Most Obnoxious Member
2014 Best Duo
2014 Biggest Bang for the Buck
2014 Best TCB
2014 Best Incall
2014 Provider of the Year
2014 Best Newcomer
2014 Best Provider I never Had
2015 Wishlists (provider / hobbyist)

Once we get a few decent categories we can start polling for nominees.

MTny Originally Posted by moneytalksny

How about adding worst in call and most visits with?