VA medical professionals are either in it for the consistent salary, the educational experience or because they truly care (in that order).
Originally Posted by thathottnurse
I had been cramming for the second Intermediate Accounting final and dozed off. I woke up having an anxiety attack. I took a tiny green pill from the VA. It was about 8:00 PM and I decided to walk downtown and have a beer at the local pub. I was still having the symptoms, so I took the other pill that I brought with me. Directly behind the pub was the police station and the cops used to come in mainly to check out the women which were abundant. After a couple of beers, I was pretty looped. One of the cops noticed me and said, "you seem to have had too much to drink". I replied, "no officer, it's the pills". I didn't get another word out before I had a cop on each arm dragging me to the police station. I had to call my Grandfather to bring the prescription. To their horror, he brought in a pint sized bottle filled with those tiny pills. The Police Chief said, "damn there is enough pills to get the whole town stoned." There wasn't a thing they could do about it.
When I was in the VA, they had me on a combination of Demerol and Valium. Patients are easier to deal with when you keep them zoned out.