Why can't pimps be magicians????

Because they always fuckup tricks lol

Seriously?
LMAO

Seriously?
LMAO Originally Posted by CashmereLove

Lol I had a silly moment

lmfao that was a good one

I'm over here dying laughing

Let's see if I can lower the bar.

Why did the provider leave the leper colony?

Business was falling off!

Why can't south side San antonians ever be carpenters?

Because all they say is "NOT EVEN!!" Lol


Probably won't get it unless you know people from the south side.

What do blondes and screen doors have in common?

The harder you slam them the looser they get!

Women are like fine wine, you have to smell them before putting them in your mouth