Bat Shit Crazy (Fresh Scent) Retail Price: $24.95
Our flagship Douche. Not like any regular douche you can find at your local grocery store. We blended “Moore EFN Tequila” in this first offering. Yes tests show that our product will get rid of the pesky high volume dick / condom smell from most every vagina. Our product not only give the lady that “hey come fuck me, you’re the first of the day” scent but it also cured genital warts, kitty razor rash, reduced thick dick redness, eliminated obvious herpes out breaks, seared off the ass crack hairs eliminating the need and expense to get that painful Brazilian ass crack pull. Most tested ladies stated that after a hard day of hobbying they felt rejuvenated after using our product and got a much better night’s sleep. (Note: they may or may not have taken a few shots orally) Just think of the money saving in that you'll spend less time at the free clinic, less doctor exams and the savings on lubes. This helps with down time, rescheduling and even those NSNC'S.
Ingredients: 50% Denatured Alcohol, 45% tap water, 2 drops of Moore EFN Tequila and two drops of Pina Colada spilled from SL’S spilled drinks and one drop of virgin hooker tear (Impossible to find)
Bat Guano Douche (Extra Strength) Retail Price: $39.95
Yes for those hard to cure stink problems we are launching our Bat Guano added with extra strength “Moore EFN Tequila”. This product has all the same effects as our Bat Shit Crazy Fresh Scent but has a natural Mango / Scotch (The kind you find at strip clubs) taste and smell. The Bat Guano mixed with the other ingredients has a very unique deodorizing effect. As much as ladies don’t admit to being high volume or they seemed to be immune to that strong pungent order coming from their vagina at times they realize business has dropped off and a few no reviews start coming in and next thing you know the bills don’t get paid. No product on the market today is stronger than the Bat Guano Douche. Ladies put your business back on track. Guys slip a bottle into the gift baskets. You’ll be glad you did and so will your ATF.
Ingredients: 50% Denatured Alcohol, 45% tap water, 4 drops of Moore EFN Tequila and 4 drops of Bat Guano Extract and one drop of virgin hooker tear (Impossible to find)
YOU CAN NOT FIND THESE PRODUCTS IN STORES! They are only available on line here at ECCIE. As a special introductory offer you can order both the BAT SHIT CRAZY (Fresh Scent) and Bat Guano (Extra Stenght) at a discounted price of just: $49.95 That’s a savings of $14.95 But wait…..
If you order right now by PM’ING Whispers you can get a FREE copy of
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe500eIK1oA
Retail Value:$19.95
Or for you 50+ bald, out of shape, fat assed big bellied guys like SL
Patsy Cline Crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QEDb3xzdec
Retail Value: $19.95 Value
So you get all THREE! Both Douches and the CD retail value: $84.85 for only $49.95 and if your one of our first 1000 customers we will give you free shipping as well.
All our products are Hypo allergenic and made right here in the Vagina Triangle® USA
BAT SHIT CRAZY Products Inc.
(Hobart420, Whispers & Still Looking)
"We Don't Just Want To Fuck You, We Want To Help"