I agree, I love breaking in a new pair!
Big Ones
Small Ones
Oiled Ones
Chocolate Ones
Hairy Ones
Tied Ones
Flogged Ones
Bad Ones
Slippery Ones
Red Ones
Tortured Ones
Sweaty Ones
Round Ones
Thin Ones
Teased Ones
Thick Ones
Young Ones
Old Ones
Long Ones
Short Ones
Sensitive Ones ("You Fucker!")
Sticky Ones
Smooth Ones
Blue Ones
Shaved Ones
Waxed Ones
Frightened Ones
Warm Ones
Relieved Ones
Wet Ones
I'll pass at the smelly ones
Unfortunatly, I don't know very much about footballs... But yeah, this appealed to the thirteen year old, giggly me.... Happy Friday! HIKE!
http://youtu.be/BaNSu6NLvJ8