Ladies, Have you Considered Charging by the Pound?

inspector farquar's Avatar
Serious question. I'm guessing fatties are less effort for you because of their lack of fitness, but then there's the "Ewww, I've got to do him" factor.

I'd love to see an ad idea or two.
sms918's Avatar
Can't say I've been charged that way.

One or two providers are open about not being fond or do not want to see overweight hobbyists, I respect their wishes.

I like to think I have energy to play.
Precious_b's Avatar
Does that mean the guys should do the same?
I like the way you think! I'd get the best rates of anyone
Desperado's Avatar
Best thread amongst the trash so far.
JohnnyYanks's Avatar
Maybe some more "girthful" gents will "weigh in" with their opinions?
Sad that you bump your own thread Johnny, it's truly pathetic

Your life is that empty? I feel bad for you now.
JohnnyYanks's Avatar
I found the Inspector's post thoughtful. And I replied to it of my own volition - not to curry favor with a cabal. Or to pay a debt. Or to earn my keep.
I'm sure you found your thread very insightful!
I think the SA community will find it even more so.......
Still Looking's Avatar
I found the Inspector's post thoughtful. And I replied to it of my own volition - not to curry favor with a cabal. Or to pay a debt. Or to earn my keep. Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks
How many people are in there with you?
JohnnyYanks's Avatar
How many people are in there with you? Originally Posted by Still Looking
Me myself and Irene?
And Farquar, and Hank........

your posting speed is on par with last night, keep up the good work
JohnnyYanks's Avatar
I'll take the compliments, however back-handed they may be.
inspector farquar's Avatar
Best thread amongst the trash so far. Originally Posted by Desperado
Thank you. But the ladies are stunningly silent. Are they afraid of reprisal from Big Britches Boys from up North? Maybe we could call them B-Squared and the runt? Too wordy? I'm open to suggestions.
JohnnyYanks's Avatar
Thank you. But the ladies are stunningly silent. Are they afraid of reprisal from Big Britches Boys from up North? Maybe we could call them B-Squared and the runt? Too wordy? I'm open to suggestions. Originally Posted by inspector farquar
I guess this thread was created in jest, or derision, but nonetheless the topic seems worthy. Restaurants have all you can eat buffets, specifically catering to the cavernous appetite.

Why hasn't a lady created a "Special" designed to attract the plus plus sized gent?