Hiring Help:

Hey, I need help reading Coed.threads. Our visitors from the north have inundated Coed and I'm having a hard time keeping up.

Maybe if a fiscally unstable hobbyist with lots of time and little expectation of meaningfully filling that time wants to get paid for what they already spend all day doing - reading and bumping threads - was to contact me, I could put them to work.

And I promise not to belittle them in the open forums. Not like those other guys and their boobie.

Oprotunity knocks people!

I'm going to open a bottle of single malt so now would be a good time to apply. is.

I'm from the east

Maybe so. But your strings are pulled from The North. C'mon, everyone can see that.

That's funny last I read I had strings they were pulled from here.

Pre-Apology. And those were heart strings - can't fault you there. A man that doesn't fight for his woman ...

You suck at it!