And to make the night even crazier... I got another call and ended up doing the session at the guys work... it was a HOSPITAL .. we did it on the hospital bed... its the perfect height

Girls or maybe guys please share your crazy stories!
Sweets.... I honestly can't believe you actually went over there and took that poor fucktards money.... I could see if you had actually turned down a couple of sessions because the times conflicted and you were losing income, but to bitch about missing going to the gym?.... And didn't even try to talk him into at least a blow-job?.... Or maybe you could have inquired if maybe in a day or two you could reschedule, when he might be more up to it.... IMHO I don't think I would have told anyone that story, much less posted it in an open forum.... Then again, it's just my opinion.... Originally Posted by srvfincould not have said it better myself
Venus? Is that you? Originally Posted by boardmanNo shot at the original poster, but that was very funny boardman. I love provider stories they are random and amusing. One of my favorites was a well reviewed provider that has now left the scene, we had scheduled a multi-hour session. Well one thing lead to another and she had been drinking before the session started and I'd brought a bottle of her favorite adult beverage. We played around a little and before any coffee, bells or goal shots; she sort of passed out. No worries figured she'd wake up in a few minutes after about an hour I tried to wake her and no joy.