worst creampie freakout?

Tell about your worst creampie freakout be it with a provider or regular girl. I usually lie and say I've had a vasectomy to avoid a freakout.

Tell about your worst creampie freakout be it with a provider or regular girl. I usually lie and say I've had a vasectomy to avoid a freakout. Originally Posted by rapcat

Was last summer down in Marble Falls actually. Had rode my bike down to enjoy a rare semi cool day and suddenly had the urge for a cream pie.

So I stopped in at the Bluebonnet Cafe (known for their delicious creampies).

Normally I like chocolate, but I'm really not biased as all cream pies are awesome. So I ordered a coconut cream one. I was so ready to go balls deep in it than when the waitress brought it back I didn't notice that there were none of those crispy little coconut hairy things on top


So I dove in and WHAT A FREAKOUT! FUCKING BANANA CREAM!

Now I like bananas...I even like banana splits. But in cream pies, not so much.

Waitress was fine and took it back and brought me the coconut cream. Lesson learned is that when diving in for some cream pie, check it closely to be sure it's up to standard.

You need to keep your ignorant ass in the "other" forum Humpty... We will verbally castrate you here in co-ed...

Usually most girls don't seem to mind being sperminated. But some girls start whining.

Lmfao, love this thread more than I thought I would!

Usually most girls don't seem to mind being sperminated. But some girls start whining. Originally Posted by rapcat

right dere's your problem.. that whining was from livestock.. what were you thinking of? a younger, hotter cow?

Providers... how do you react when a client promises to pull out but cums inside you anyway? I wonder how sexylatinabooty would've responded if I hadn't pulled out.

Niglet.....mentioning bestiality is against forum rules.

I've had a couple girls freak out saying their boyfriends would beat them if they saw my sperm in their pussies. Oh well. They should leave their boyfriends.

Was last summer down in Marble Falls actually. Had rode my bike down to enjoy a rare semi cool day and suddenly had the urge for a cream pie.

So I stopped in at the Bluebonnet Cafe (known for their delicious creampies).
Originally Posted by Toyz

It was about 20 years ago I too, stopped at the Bluebonnet Cafe for lunch and meeting up with some friends. One of the friends brought their DAD with them and we all ordered from the cute waitress that was taking our order. As she left, hurriedly with a crazy 8+ party, the DAD indicated, "she had a great 'pooper'".

So I stared at this tiny lil' behind as she......earned her TIP.
She did, she did!!!!


We need to have New Quantums to the left. Posts, reviews and handles.

Listen, we all know that our various boards are not a bastion of intelligent analysis, nor a paragon of conventional morality. However, I've always seen the Coed threads as at least somewhat more civilized than the others. So when did the corruption begin to seep in.

Observe the Bizzaro universe where matter is inside out at the molecular level, black is white, and girls love being sperminated by a being named "Sewage Bob".

Now Sewage, there's a worthy fellow, hale and well met, is made of sterner stuff. Birthed by gravitational forces circulating a stagnant pool of fecal waste and toxic chemistry, he stands guard at the gateway from the Bizzaro universe to the other reality show with which we are more familiar. However, being fundamentally flawed, his guardianship is beginning to develop permeability.

The leakage is manifested by the appearance of used rubbers, brown toilet paper, and tampax in the Land o' Smiles, otherwise known as the fabled 'Coed Forum'. The source of most artifacts is well known, however the used condoms are a mystery since condoms are unnecessary in the Bizzaro universe and are, in fact banned by President ratface of the ruling Bizpublican Party. They are seen as inhibitors to STDs, cream pies, junior Bizarros and other key life forms.

Can't finish this with ratface looking over my shoulder.

Wha?

Get snipped and it don't matter! Garsh!

Ah'm a bit cornfused an' perplex-ah-mah-fied. Wuld jizzin' inta a fresh warm pastry be calledt a cream pie? 'R wuld y'all thinck it mite orta be calledt havin' yer way all a-la-mode wif it?

Doesn't the OP (or previous handles there of) ever contribute anything worthwhile to the Boards?

Doesn't the OP (or previous handles there of) ever contribute anything worthwhile to the Boards? Originally Posted by Precious_b

Creamer for your coffee?