BREAKING NEWS: I just learned, for those of you... who saw 50 shades of grey... that the lovely butt we saw of Dakota Johnson wasn't real. I mean, it wasn't hers. They had a double. Neither was the pubic hair on either of the main actors, real. That's right, puppies... They had their private areas taped off for discretion, and later inserted fake pubic hair on both of them. Maybe drawn on with a video editor marker ...who knows. Unbelievable... you'd think in a rated R film, they'd give us the Real thing.
Now... back to the foreplay
This year, 2015... I've decided to let go... and flow with the waters...
What I'm trying to say is... I'm exploring my submissive side. And, it's quite unnerving
But, I'm learning to appreciate it... I've finally started to attract strong, real men into my life ...which is fantastic. Cuz playing HBIC all the time wasn't fun
Despite, the poorly made film, I'm greatly appreciating the sequel ...and the Christian Grey jerk, to lose the ego, and go running after the girl, to tell her how much he's hopelessly in love with her.
Silly boys and their toys and ego.
