Thanksgiving fun :)

Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving.................
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open stuff it in...quickly!
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up

Hope everyone has a memorable Thanksgiving!

I have this very strong urge to give your a good basting until they are golden brown.

You gonna eat all that?

Now I know why they call it the adult table.

haha All good ones, too!

I'll have a thigh, two legs, and a breast... Make that two breast also.

The juices are just dripping off of this.

I'm gonna need two napkins after all of this.

whipped cream on that?

This is so moist! You must be a master baster!

mmmmmm, that was good, now I can watch some football and take a nap.

Pass the gravy daddy.

May I butter your muffin?

I'm just gonna sit here with my pants unzipped and enjoy it. Yeah, I know, Thanksgiving is over, but I'm still basking in the holiday glow.

Grandma, I never thought these words would come out of my mouth but, "Your chicken wings are hot!"