So I am wondering why my premium access has been denied. Is it because I am a bum? Or because I wear thongs and high heels? Make no doubt about it. I am a heterosexual man. I do not pick up TVs(also Austin is full of them.)
I am not gay or bi, I just dress like that to get attention; and other perks. People give me money, food, booze and let me stay at their houses. I don't have to work.
