Career Counseling For Hookers: Building Your Resume

Hottassamelia's Avatar
I can perform a variety of tasks in a high energy environment
Too funny
Hilarious.

I am able to quickly build a rapport with others,
Have experience with event planning and logistics.
Merry Minx's Avatar
Too funny.
Prowordsmith's Avatar
A good one to put down is that you worked in HUMAN RELATIONS !
Tried something new, a client introduced you to?
Youre a quick learner
This is sure gonna make it tough for me the next time I review a resume and cover letter for any openings at my company !! In some ways, it won't be any different than some of the BS double entendres I have to sift through on the " normal " applicant's " dream sheet ". Thanks for the laugh PDid.
TxnPrd's Avatar
ROFLMAO
NavyManSA2004's Avatar
Funny Stuff...
Very funny! I laughed a little too hard I think
SARaven0000's Avatar
Too funny!!
Tatiana_'s Avatar
I RELATE ... on the feet massage part.... - LOL !!
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I can perform a variety of tasks in a high energy environment
Too funny Originally Posted by Hottassamelia
Able to do a variety of positions and handle tight situations.
LOVE IT!!!!! rotflmao