A Mongers Night in Bangkok

I recently had a four hour playtime in Bangkok available to me - just thought some might want to know about it.

You can get anything you want in Bangkok, and its all pretty much in the open. Here's some of the options.

There are websites and bars that specialize in meeting Thai gals. Those with game can get freebies or very low cost (~$30) play.

Many massage parlors offer Happy Endings for about $10 - 20 extra. Some will offer full service.

There are bj bars. Most take you to a private room, but in some (for $30) you can get a bj while sitting at the bar, having a drink, and watching TV.

The Go-Go bars are interesting. The gals dance on stage for you, and you can talk with them. They put on shows - one popular one now is a gal that shoots live goldfish out of her pussy into a bowl. Guess the ping pong ball trick got old... IF you take one of these gals out of the bar, you have to pay a bar fine to the owner ($15-50) in addition to the girl ($30-100).

There are out-and-out brothels. One, Eden, requires you to take two girls. An hour and a half for a hundred and a half. This is a full-tilt experience - they come fully bi with strapons and toys. Girls that do anal are to the left of the yellow llne.

Another option is the soapy massage. The available girls are on a brightly lit stage with glass between you and them - the Punchbowl. They will stand up as a group for about five seconds for you to check them out. The mamasan (First words out of her mouth - "You picke girl!") will give you advice and take your money. Then you go to the room. The girl undresses and then undresses you. She then bathes you in the shower, and you may bathe her also. Then comes the soapy part - you lie on something like an air mattress, she gets you wet all over, then puts soap all over herself and slides all over your body, giving you a great titty rub and also using her self-contained Brillo pad ;-)). She then dries you off and takes you to the bed for bjs and covered full service. Lastly she showers you, dries you off, dresses you, and send you on your way.

There are also ripoffs and scams and freelancers. One of the ripoffs is s Foreigner Fee ($30-100) that foreigners pay to simply enter the establishment. Another ripoff is some places pay a taxi commission (~$15 usually) and then adds the commission to YOUR bill. And, of course, runaways and robberies. Also, make sure that the girl has a pussy. There are a lot of ladyboys. The general rule seems to be if she's really pretty and beautifully put together, its a guy.

I'd had bj's in public, have done many FMFs with full-tilt gals and didn't have time to show off my game, and had never had a soapy, so that was my choice.

I chose Annie's Soapy Massage parlor. Its rep is that it offers the best service, but not necessarily the youngest or whitest (Thais and Japanese like them) gals. I arrived at 8:30 pm on a weeknight. The mamasan greeted me with "You picke girl!" and I walked over to the punchbowl. The girls wear numbers, and my pre-choices #24 and #30 weren't in the punchbowl. Mamasan spoke into a mike, and the front row stood up, followed by the back row. There were about 20 girls to choose from. #55 was hot and smiled at me, so I chose her. 2 hours, two pops, about $75.

We got to the room and she disrobed - damn, what a hottie! Her body reminded me of Synone Grace, which is to say firm b cups (no, she didn't try the three bra trick!), flat stomach, and a truly beautiful butt. I was very happy with my choice. I asked her name and she said something that my tongue couldn't say. She undressed me.

Oh - the NOs. No anal, no kissing. no fiv or fia.

We showered. I basically let her run the show, but pawed her butt and boobs while she slathered me with soap. She paid special attention to my package and taint (?).

The was the soapy. I laid on my stomach, then she soaped up and crawled all over my body for half an hour. It was a very pleasurable feeling. When she turned me over, she stopped sliding around and played with my dick, then did a bj. It's here that things went south. Her bj was like my first high school sweetheart. who considered it to be a really big deal to put her hand over the base and put the tip and a couple of inches into her mouth. Slow, no suction, no wetness, no DT. Oh, well, maybe she's a great fuck.

First, however, I had to pee. I started to put on my pants, but she insisted that I wrap a towel around myself and walk down the hall. When I got back, she washed my dick - twice. When I left, I counted my money and it was all there.

We then went to the bed. She blew me some. and I asked her to get on top. She did, and it was The. Worst. Pussy. EVER. If she'd been lactating, I would have thought she'd just given birth (like that afternoon!). I was wondering if Bonn had just tested his new penis extension and girth improver. I've fucked well over 200 girls (excluding several hundred in VietNam), and never felt a pussy or ass that was that loose. She then lay on her back, raised her knees, and waited for me to finish. I tried doggy. but nothing worked. That pussy was never going to get me off, so I jacked off and asked her to. She ran her fingers through the top of her pubic hair. I managed to pound one out, but it wasn't easy.

She dressed, I dressed, and I caught a cab and called it a day - A Day in the Life of a Monger in Bangkok.

Hmmm I can do the ping pong thing but goldfish? Lol I had no clue fishy pussy was a turn on. Thanks for sharing.

Sounds like a good time. But, were any of them shaved or trimmed down there??

Sounds like a good time. But, were any of them shaved or trimmed down there?? Originally Posted by Desperado

Well, I only saw one...

I'm going to guess the poor goldfish wasn't wearing protection.
Somebody should call green peace and sea shepherd maybe then they would leave those Japanese whalers alone.