An Amusing Thought - Happy T-day!

As I was scrubbing my living room carpet with my trusty ole' Bissell preparing for my family gathering tomorrow, I had this amusing little thought.....

I wonder what my family's reaction would be if they KNEW how I was able to provide the almost $200 meal I am preparing for them...this $200 in particular, I had acquired by eating someone’s ass!

Personally, I would enjoy the meal that much more knowing how it was provided. Ladies, do you have these funny fleeting thoughts too as you are treating a loved one to something? A meal, a gift...a child’s allowance...

Gentlemen, you should be very proud of yourselves! Give yourselves a hand! Thank you so much for allowing us to give and to treat our families. We love you, and appreciate you very much!

it's all about how you stuff the turkey!

Tiffany next time I have a provider lick my ass I will give thanks. lol

when i am with a civilian that is totally flipped out by my technique i think of all the skilled ladies that helped me to this point. of course i can never tell how i learned to do this or that. Provider pussy is the best pussy

Beats the alternative

Haaaahaha

lol--cute post!!!


Happy turkey dall all my eccie family!!!!!!!!!!

Gentlemen, you should be very proud of yourselves! Give yourselves a hand! Thank you so much for allowing us to give and to treat our families. We love you, and appreciate you very much! Originally Posted by Tiffany Cums

Thank you! I appreciate the sentiments! Made my day!


I remember that picture Dallas! Way too funny!

How about this one...

I'm alone on Tgiving this year. Tried to arrange a meeting with a lady, but had to decline when she raised her posted rate by 50%, and that wasn't even for Tgiving day, but for Saturday.

Oh, well, they say that 2/3 of families have fights at Tgiving get togethers. If I were there, I'd be putting up with the fights. I'm going to see a movie by myself. Yeah.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!!

Tiffany...this is a ver touching story. I can see it already...
The holiday drinks are flowing...family is talking which leads to an argument in which Uncle Buck says "EAT SHIT" and you reply with " i already did! how the fuck do you think i got the money to pay for this meal!? And then you might as well tell them what you were 'scrubbing' out of your carpet

lol---funny bubba!

I do have those thoughts sometimes Tiff!!
{when I visited my mom last month,I treated her to a nice gourmet dinner that cost quite a bit...she told me that I was a very special daughter to splurge my "hard earned" income on her that way....I just grinned to myself{lol}

I know we are having fun with this post, and I love it.

But, I hope we all realize what a special day of thanks this is. I'm thankful for many things, but most of all.....life.

Love you all, and have a special day !

Another

I love to spoil my family with gifts and every time I get something for them this thought does cross my mind. I am about to head out to see them right now as a matter of fact

Lina

I am thankful for my successful career...my family....my friends...my new grndbaby...my awesome cat Miss Kitty.....the city I get to live in...the ability to get to travel to exciting places & meet new friends........and my special eccie family!!