Embarassment is when

You're texting that hot UT film student about being a film buff but auto-correct makes it hooker lingo without you noticing.

Oops. Maybe she won't notice.

Watch out for auto correct. Wife for Wifi when thanking your neighbor for letting you use his hot, high speed, banging "Wife" when you meant WiFi.

Might be worse if she knows what you were talking about...

I once sent a provider a text
" I wanna kick your puppy"
I think I'm on her blacklist now

Embarrassment is my vibrator falling out of laundry bag and rolling across the wash house floor on a crowded Sunday morning.

Embarrassment is my vibrator falling out of laundry bag and rolling across the wash house floor on a crowded Sunday morning. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

and it has new batteries and is powered on and worse yet...set on extra high

and it has new batteries and is powered on and worse yet...set on extra high Originally Posted by RandB fan

....and has lousy RF suppression so everyone with earphones gets a nasty buzz from it.

Embarrassment is my vibrator falling out of laundry bag and rolling across the wash house floor on a crowded Sunday morning. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

No doubt! Everyone must have thought "wtf is wrong with her? Doesn't she know those should be hand cleaned?". lol

I honestly don't think anyone noticed lol this was a few years ago. As dumb as it sounds I never went back there.

Calling a lady by the wrong name.( they were friends and the initial sounds of the names were very similar) At least it was not in the trows of passion. I did that in college with sorority sisters- the Chi Omegas were pissed for a bit- and I learned that guys are not the only who kiss and blab.

Embarrassment is my vibrator falling out of laundry bag and rolling across the wash house floor on a crowded Sunday morning. Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

What's a wash house?

What's a wash house? Originally Posted by Still Looking

Excuse me laundromat lol.

Research is your friend:

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/washhouse

Research is your friend:

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/washhouse Originally Posted by rrousseau

Thank you... your link reflects one word "washhouse" not "wash house" but both are easier to spell than Laundromat. Oh and welcome to ECCIE. first day on the job and already helping people. I like your style!

I caught my hair on fire once at P10. I was on the side stage trying to be all cool and sexy when I heard a sizzle. Yep. It was my hair. Those stupid candles on the table had caught my lovely locks on fire as I was bent over.

Luckily it was a very slow day in there and it was just a little piece. I was still mortified.
I never fell off the stage in my strippers years though. I always felt bad for girls when that happened.