~Cumming Soon~ The next ToYz Gameshow...

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  • Toyz
  • 03-21-2015, 11:19 AM
"Who's the Skankiest Ho in Austin or visits Austin"?...

You'll get an opportunity to vote.
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Will it include visiting Providers? We see a few skanks from out of town that put local skanks to shame!
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  • Toyz
  • 03-21-2015, 11:45 AM
Will it include visiting Providers? We see a few skanks from out of town that put local skanks to shame! Originally Posted by Whispers
True Skanktitude is not limited to geographical boundaries...
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Most Excellent idea!

How are contestants being selected? Do we nominate them or have you already selected them?

What does the winner get?
May I please here the toyz dictionary definition of Skank. And can you use it in a sentence please?
Didn't Whispers just have a thread on this topic: http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1321583

Wait, you want to open this up to other providers, now I see. Well we have our first candidate.
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  • Toyz
  • 03-21-2015, 04:35 PM
Most Excellent idea!

How are contestants being selected? Do we nominate them or have you already selected them?

What does the winner get? Originally Posted by Whispers

I am thinking of setting up like the NCAA Basketball "Sweet 16". Where we vote on who gets the highest seeding going into the tournament.

Lets say you have this Russian buzz cut tattooed barebacker facing off against a uber fat foul mouthed anal princess in the first round. The winner moves on to the second round to face a pock marked black footed hoodrat. Etc, etc.

The top three winners will be awarded Blue, Red & White ribbons depicting their standing as the three biggest Skanks in Austin.



And the winner gets the award to wear proudly on any future ThreADS.


The Winner will have a mural painted on the side of the downtown homeless shelter, with her working handle above it. It will further be entered into the national archives as a historic event.



Former winners of the Austin Skank Award get together many nights to review the skanky acts they performed to win the coveted title



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  • Toyz
  • 03-21-2015, 04:49 PM
May I please here the toyz dictionary definition of Skank. And can you use it in a sentence please? Originally Posted by NikkiWhite
I'll do it for another NWTS (Nikki White Titty Shot)...will even work it into a song...
  • Noid
  • 03-22-2015, 07:29 AM
"Black footed' that's racess. And tagging defaces and defiles public spaces.
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  • Toyz
  • 03-22-2015, 08:41 AM
"Black footed' that's racess. And tagging defaces and defiles public spaces. Originally Posted by Noid
"Black Footed" from walking outside barefoot. The mural is approved by the owners, I gotta permit bitch...

Winning Hoogar gets to design the Mural like the tramp stamp on her back with her exe, exe, exes brothers/cousins name on it.