Prank! or Spank! How's your April Fool's Day shaping UP? Or down?

Or

Tank

Clank

Shank

Rank

A few years ago a girl at work (good friends now) set me up at our first "team" event outside of work...imagine a lot of people sitting around a table at lake Austin (back when it had water) and doing the 20 questions game...she proceeds to get VERY personal. Again it was a setup of the new guy...one question was "why do you date women
1/2 your age"? (In the real world I have that earned rep). but it was a series of highly improper questions for a first time "business lunch", with 7 of us around the table. She Finally admitted that I had been set up.

Fast forward several months...April fools day...I had my daughter text her with a picture of a motorcyclist imbedded in the side of a car. Text was "I don't know if u r the right person but Dad has had a terrible accident...its touch and go right now".

Predictably she ran to our next level boss and blurted out the story in tears.

My boss smiled... Handed her my note that said "April fools...I told you I would tag you back"...

"why do you date women 1/2 your age"?

A reporter once asked George Burns why he dated, at his age, 20 year olds. His reply was,

"Because I CAN!"

"why do you date women 1/2 your age"?

A reporter once asked George Burns why he dated, at his age, 20 year olds. His reply was,

"Because I CAN!" Originally Posted by Loxly

My response is usually just a smile. A few get to hear "because they have a passion for living not jaded through years of experience". Net is...in most cases they are more fun to hang out with.

Were I wanting to co-habitate {{{shudders}}} again I'd likely seek out someone closer to my advancing years.

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Tank

Clank

Shank

Rank Originally Posted by ck1942

I see that you studiously avoided "Skank". Classy!

I see that you studiously avoided "Skank". Classy! Originally Posted by rrousseau

As well as stank .. :-)

I'm just sitting here thinking birds are ex-dinosaurs so we should give them more respect.

I'm just sitting here thinking birds are ex-dinosaurs so we should give them more respect. Originally Posted by Miss Valentina

At least the ones divebombing my car have shrunk since the good ol' days