things i never want from my "professionals"

here are just a few things i would never ask of a professional
i never wanna see my plumbers "tool"
i never wanna touch my doctors "instrument"
i never wanna play in my lawyers "briefs"
but, if my reator lady asks me to come in the backdoor, who am i to argue!!

I never want to be at the lady parts doctor getting checked under the hood and Doctor pops up and asks "So you busy later?Wanna get dinner"