Limerick

The lead line of a weekend ad inspired me to limerick..."there once was a slut on call"

There once was a slut on call
Who waited and went up the wall
Fuck it, she said
I'll write a new ad
I'm here, cum one, cum all


Anyone else feel the urge?

There once was a monger named Moss,
Who was horny and feeling the loss.
He couldn't get laid,
Even though he'd have paid,
So he limericked and sent it across.

There once was a Lady named V,
As horny as she could be.
All the guys said
She gives the best head,
What a shame that it isn't for free.

+1 Val!

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There once was a man from Nantucket
His dick was so long he Could suck it
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I'd fuck it

There once was a lady named Angel
Who hated to hear the alarm bell
God those noisy kids suck.
I was up late as fuck.
I think I'll rest until I feel well.

(Backstory: Some children decided to have a party last night. I didn't "work" today because I was tired and cranky. College kids suck.)

There was a john in a hotel lobby.
Waiting his turn to go hobby.
When he recognized several gents,
Who also came and went.
And thought..."Things are about to get sloppy."

My backstory.
I found out later that day that several of my buddies saw the same lady before me.

And one more...

There was a young lady named Myst.
Who had on her bucket list
To be in a gangbang, and ravage her poontang,
While spit roasting her with a twist.

There was a old gent named Wilco.
Who liked being fucked with a dildo.
As the lady held the stick, and sucked on his dick. She thought.
"How many licks to the filling?"

Alright, it doesn't really rhyme and I'm half asleep. But it looked funny in my imagination.

A dim-witted golfer named Lear,
Had one, too many beers.
With his lady friend and caddy, they both did the nasty, under the sign that said.
'Enter course here.'

There once was a couple named Kelly.
Who spent their honeymoon belly to belly.
Because in their haste,
They used library paste,
Instead of petroleum jelly.

Here I sit buns a flexin, givin birth to another.......
oh shit 10 points if I finish...... lol