I'm in as long as its clean ...
Originally Posted by pickupkid
And THAT IS THE MOST important thing above all...at least in the getting started part....nothing and I mean nothing more else can be more of a fucking turn off, vomit factor, get your ass outta here and never come back (and whatever else you would like add from personal first hand experience) moment than seeing dingleberries clinging on for dear life or the rank smell upon spreading the cheeks and most infamous of all ....toilet paper still lingering as if being saved ass pack rat.
Fucking disgusting and how dare you even suggest I visit you when you can't even clean yourself any better than a snot nosed kid. People are always in awe when I tell them the stats of the unhygenic. This area is by far one of the notorious for not being totally fresh but rotten breath comes real close too.
The ladies know what I mean. To date I have yet to meet one provider that hasn't shared the same exact sentiments with at least more than one man. Sad. So sad.
Its the very reason I have to put a notice about hygiene in my ads. It really makes a beautiful and fun thing turn sour real quick. It can't be fixed after that because the entire mood is gone.
The fact that the person showed up for such an intimate thing and expected/requested an even more intimate option like this only to KNOW they aren't 100% fresh is enough for me to know they don't have any respect and not a person I want to spend time with. So dare I say....NEXT!
KKA