Borrowed From Dallas - Very Funny

Talk about some funny shit....

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

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What a buzzkill after you just came...

I'm going to make them pay me for the pat down. I'm asking for private screening and acting like private dancer...Then they will pay me.

I'm going to make them pay me for the pat down. I'm asking for private screening and acting like private dancer...Then they will pay me. Originally Posted by jasmin

Will "they" have to pay more if you ejaculate, or do "they" get a discount?

just make sure you download the google translator APP so you can communicate with them.

Talk about some funny shit....

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.

Here is the article
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Should have borrowed this too!!

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

This should explain all you need to know about DSN.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?page_id=2

Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed. Originally Posted by jasmin

and he ejaculated again.

So the TSA are MSOG.

wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!