Well, there's the old stand by subjects:
1. Penis size.
2. What's a girl like you doing in a job like this?
3. Gee this is expensive.
4. Gee guys are cheap.
5. Favorite position.
6. I like eccie because. . .
It's the world's oldest hobby and profession, it's hard to imagine that something brand new can be written about it, but I agree, like everything else in this economy (except bad news) it's been pretty slow around here.