How many of these hit home for you?
Enjoy,
SF
Adult Truths
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
- SpursFan
- 12-04-2010, 04:18 PM
- KlassyKelliAnn
- 12-04-2010, 05:04 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!
I can relate to more than half of these but my favorite one has got to be the fact that I resent myself for hating naps as a child when I look so forward to them now!!!!
LMAO!!! Thanks!
KKA
XOXOXO
I can relate to more than half of these but my favorite one has got to be the fact that I resent myself for hating naps as a child when I look so forward to them now!!!!
LMAO!!! Thanks!
KKA
XOXOXO
- FootLong
- 12-04-2010, 05:20 PM
Pretty much all of them except number 15 (my freezer does have a light), and not sure what's up with number 22. Perhaps that is yet to come for me...
- Mokoa
- 12-04-2010, 05:26 PM
Quite the entertaining read. 
Thank you.
Thank you.
- Guest071411-2
- 12-04-2010, 05:28 PM
# 12 really worries me. 
- Guest041315
- 12-04-2010, 06:29 PM
That was a fun read. Of course, I can't remember any of it. Oh yeah, I remember now, number 7 is a gem.
- sajay
- 12-04-2010, 07:34 PM
Nice read!
"10. Bad decisions make good stories."
so true!
"10. Bad decisions make good stories."
so true!
- gg313
- 12-04-2010, 10:06 PM
#12 ---- isn't sad that you can now buy a blu-ray and for and additional $2-4 they will included a dvd copy. What really chaps me is that they used to include a free digital copy, but now they are charging for that to.
- Sarah Owens
- 12-05-2010, 04:20 AM
five.... roll it in a ball adn shove it inside the pillow case... put in dryer to fluff and freshen so the wrinkles fall out... and your bed will smell good too lol
that was awesome...
that was awesome...
- finlay
- 12-05-2010, 07:19 AM
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?I like folding fitted sheets
King size ones are tough tho, my arms arent long enough~!
- c0nway
- 12-05-2010, 06:22 PM
Sarah, i don't know how to thank you. i spend so much time folding those damn things...
- Keyzer Soze
- 12-06-2010, 05:07 PM
#5... have had several women show me how they do it, looks easy, but I sure can't do it,end up balling and stuffing in the closet. Must be a gender thing!
Will have to try pillow case method.
Will have to try pillow case method.
- Pepper_Springfield
- 12-06-2010, 05:40 PM
haha number 23! sounds like me!
- 9pinBowler
- 12-07-2010, 08:13 AM
- landman40
- 12-07-2010, 10:04 AM
For the first time in along time I actually laughed out loud reading from my computer.....thanks for sharing...hilarious.