That's funny. Many years ago my best friend gave his really hot, spinner wife a new steam iron for her birthday! They have been divorced for many years.
I am still laughing as I am writing this!!! All of your comments are hysterical too!!
Where was this DOGHOUSE when I needed it???
I am going to share this with the ladies!! Merry Kissmas with Lots of Hugs!!! Maria of DFW