I have a funny story to share...or maybe it's not very funny at all.
So, I'm chillin' in my hotel room late last night and decided to make a run down the hall to the vending machine. Needed some more Sprite for my Kettle One.
As I pass the elevator bank, I notice a young man in a bright red ball cap, shorts that come all the way down to mid-calve, and chains around his neck. Now...there's nothing wrong with what he was wearing, but he certainly wasn't blending in.
I give him a nod and say, "How's it going?" as I pass him. He responds and we both go about our own business. On my way back to my room, I pass him again...he is now walking back toward the elevator bank. I didn't think much of it at the time.
The damn vending machine wasn't working, so I got dressed, grabbed some cash, and made my way back to the elevator bank so I could run to the store. This time, he was standing in front of the window by the elevators on his phone (texting). Now I think something is off.
I get to the lobby and walk out the front door. There is a gas station across the street, so I decide to walk instead of getting my Kia from the valet. Gas station Sprite is just as good as grocery store Sprite, especially after it is splashed on top of the Kettle One.
I'm walking out of the gas station when I notice three people walking my way...from the hotel parking lot. It's the RED HAT GUY and two little blondes. They were both dressed in short shorts and heels. Now all of the pieces start to fall into place.
I'd bet dollars to donuts that the RED HAT GUY was waiting in the hallway for his girls to wrap up their session(s).
Or maybe my hobby-mind sees what it wants to see?
Either way, I caught myself looking at everyone on my floor differently today. I got my eye on you, you potential horn dogs. I am also looking for a doubles review of two blondes.