A review of sorts

Date: 5-16-15
Provider: Jolie
Phone: Not a damn clue
Email Address: - no idea
URL / Website: none
City: country side near Henderson Tx.
State: Texas
Address: no tell
Appointment Type: Accidental
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: - tit play, fiv, bbbjcim, atv riding, drinking
Session Length: 3 hours
Fee:4 beers
Hair Length and Color: shoulder length red hair
Age: early 30's
Smoking Status: smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: about 5'10'' 120 lbs, very tan with sexy tan lines, DD man made's, ass on loan from Athena
ROS: This review should probably begin with "Dear, Penthouse" but I assure you it all happened. In my previous post I tried to get someone to go to the crater rally with me. Even though no one took the bait I went anyway to enjoy the debauchery and drinking for a few days. The weather was absolutely miserable and the first day it rained 6 inches and soaked everything. Needless to say many people myself included got stuck in the mud. Still over 1000 people showed up to party rain or shine. I set up my camper on top of the hill where I got stuck and made the best of it. On the second day I was sitting on my 4 wheeler watching the White Trash Wannabes concert. A few hundred people were surrounding the main concert stage. This beautiful red head who had totally forgotten her shirt joined the party and was standing next to me. I eyeballed those gorgeous nips for a few minutes and handed her a cold beer from cooler. "nice tits" I said to her. She looked my atv up and down and said "I bet you never get stuck." Nope, I don't. She then told me the story of how her harley golf cart did not make it across the field from her camp site and her friends got stuck coming to get her.
I offered to go pull her carts out and she jumped into my back seat w/o a word. We made our way out of the crowd and she held on tight pressing those big tits against my back as we sped through dark fields. As a fat hairy guy I don't get too excited even when things are looking good. She was really grateful to when I towed both carts back to camp and decided to stay with me since I could go anywhere and not get stuck. After a few more beers and the pussy eating contest on stage she decided it was time to head back to her camp. Half way back in the bottom of the field she said stop I need a smoke. I stopped and waited for her to light up. Lighter was too wet. She said "well dammit I gotta suck on something turn around." I'm usually not too good at taking a hint but this time it came in loud n clear. I flipped around and she pulled my shorts down and gave me an all pro BJ. I grabbed her tits a few times and after I came I slouched down and fingered her dripping pussy til she came. What a great night. Never saw her again but hell with a deposit like that in my spank bank shower time just got really interesting.
Recommendation: Yes
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Sleepyweasel, I think you did something wrong everyone is reading your ROS just thought you should know.
No he didn't do anything wrong. This isn't an official review. It's just an account of a great time he had that he wanted to share. Good job sleepy!
Bingo! Cant spill the beans to any bros and my SO wouldn't like the idea of me actually having a good time. Gotta say I feel like I win the lotto since single ladies are far n few between at this event.
Quack!!!

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