I'm starting my own stable!

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Ladies you need me! But I may or may not need you...

The application process goes as follows (but might change it whenever I desire)

1. Submit your non refundable Application fee of $500 cash to me.

2. Start a threAD titled "I need chincho" and you must include all the following steps in it as you go through the application process.

3. Post take taint pictures that Pyramider approves of.

4. Give flinde a free session that he approves of without any reservations.

5. Precious b must publicly state you do not owe him any money or favors and that he has met your mother and everything is ok.

6. You must Have no current arrest warrants.

7. You must have your own credit card for which you will be responsible for paying, for me to use as I deem necessary.

8. You will agree to regularly indulge San Antonio and Austin mods with free sex to keep them from haggling me or my business. If any upper administration comes to town you also provide them with free services.

9. You will agree to do any and all other duties assigned.

Successful applicants will charge $150 per hour to their clients of which you will pay me my $100 pimp fee and my $12.5 administration fee you get 37.5 (no bologna sandwhich).

You will be responsible for any and all of your expenses.
flinde's Avatar
I think you gotta cut a little more slack with the arrest warrants. The best lays are always immediately before or immediately after incarceration.
"God, you fucktards are bored." - Louigi
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"God, you fucktards are bored." - Louigi Originally Posted by PDid
Lol chinchilla, you sir are epic as fuck. The pimp game is strong with this one. Im a big Mac kinda girl so I won't be partaking in your bologna Harlem. Lmbao
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Lol chinchilla, you sir are epic as fuck. The pimp game is strong with this one. Im a big Mac kinda girl so I won't be partaking in your bologna Harlem. Lmbao Originally Posted by Quinci
She just doesn't want to admit she doesn't have enough money for the application fee.
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LOL!

But I must clarify #5 for you. I have NEVER called any favour in on anyone. I do favours for both Hobbyist and Provider. Did one this weekend. But if you do promise to square your affairs with me, an affirmation made either public or private, you can be called on it.

Oh, Flinde, if you pass me some pictures of the former Mrs Flindes, i'll let you know if the one your interested in is worthy

C, I think you'd be taken more seriously if you reviewed more. Than the Ladies would be flocking to your request.
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I am.sorry I will keep all my money. ...I just fine myself with all my bills paid ....

Sorry the lady will not come home with no money at all ...that is bad business deal ...

Or pimp lawyer
Bologna ?????

WE WANT SAUSAGE DAMMIT!!

SO 40 + THE SAUSAGE AND MAYBE WE CAN TALK

BWAHAHA ��������
PIMP YER ASS
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Me loading up mammacitas entire stable!

She just doesn't want to admit she doesn't have enough money for the application fee. Originally Posted by Chincho
Come on baby doll have you seen my booty in rl? I just prefer to spend my money on my kid and myself 😉
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I am.sorry I will keep all my money. ...I just fine myself with all my bills paid ....

Sorry the lady will not come home with no money at all ...that is bad business deal ...

Or pimp lawyer Originally Posted by foxyred73
Come on baby doll have you seen my booty in rl? I just prefer to spend my money on my kid and myself 😉 Originally Posted by Quinci
Flinde you better load up on Viagra and condoms while I negotiate the small details.
SMDH
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Let the horses run free! Chinco's stable has been shut down!