Ladies you need me! But I may or may not need you...
The application process goes as follows (but might change it whenever I desire)
1. Submit your non refundable Application fee of $500 cash to me.
2. Start a threAD titled "I need chincho" and you must include all the following steps in it as you go through the application process.
3. Post take taint pictures that Pyramider approves of.
4. Give flinde a free session that he approves of without any reservations.
5. Precious b must publicly state you do not owe him any money or favors and that he has met your mother and everything is ok.
6. You must Have no current arrest warrants.
7. You must have your own credit card for which you will be responsible for paying, for me to use as I deem necessary.
8. You will agree to regularly indulge San Antonio and Austin mods with free sex to keep them from haggling me or my business. If any upper administration comes to town you also provide them with free services.
9. You will agree to do any and all other duties assigned.
Successful applicants will charge $150 per hour to their clients of which you will pay me my $100 pimp fee and my $12.5 administration fee you get 37.5 (no bologna sandwhich).
You will be responsible for any and all of your expenses.