TO BE "HORNY", OR NOT TO BE "HORNY"....That is the question?

I've been out of the loop for almost 2 weeks from being sick. Now that I'm starting to feel better and feeling my MOJO back on. Which is just a complete sin when you lose your MOJO. I give a BIG to those that understand and contacted me while ill.

Who else loses that feeling of being HORNY when sick?

Since I've been out of the loop, let me go ahead and take care of some business first.

So....first off, because I'm a Provider starting a thread, since this is a MAN'S WORLD. I'm going to be seeing some of this....



While trying to get back into what's been going on Eccie recently. I've seen...



and this... (I'd lick and pinch me some of that!)



Now let's not forget about our favorite Sponge Bob & the guy who hate's licking in places that just aren't meant to be licked...



And to one of our favorite MOD's...



So, boy's I hope I didn't leave anyone out. As I apologize now. But if I did...then maybe I should offer you some FrenchToast!



New SPA Opening....



Now can we get back to some good lovin'?

Slow clapping......

Russ has barely conquered his county.....maybe just his zip code.

I deff am not in the mood for sex when i am sick.... but then afterwards its like WHOA... it comes back full force!

Oops: and welcum back Cyndi

Really horny when I'm hungover... cold or flu not so much.

Who is this whore again?

I generally don't bump uglies when I am sick BUT if you touch my penis you have activated the launch sequence and sex must be had ... now if YOUR sick I prefer doggy style or pillow on face missionary, because your being sick is no reason for me not to get my fun - hell you can just lie there any ways ... but I was married for 14 years, so I can fuck a dead camel if necessary. Sniffles don't really bother me! It's the shit that penicillin wont cure that scares the shit out of me.

Who is this whore again? Originally Posted by Russ38

Not sure ... but she certainly has YOUR number

Not sure ... but she certainly has YOUR number Originally Posted by 5T3V3

Under the weather is when I get caught up in my porn.

Who is this Provider again? Originally Posted by Russ38

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Believe me...if you had me...you wouldn't forget me!


@GS...Thank you as always, lover Muah!

fuck no, no fucking when sick. fuck that.

wouldn't do that to the girls and I sure as hell hope they wouldn't knowingly do that to me. fuck, hate being sick. and FUCK YOU BASTARDs that fuck them when you're sick and get them sick


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might be helpful - when Russ posts - pause - consider what is a complete 180˚ then think that. sometimes it's 180˚, 90˚, 270˚, spin 2 or 3 more times then think that.

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Believe me...if you had me... Originally Posted by Luvs2Purrr

How do you know I haven't......

Russ, my dear friend....
YOU COULDN'T HANDLE ME. ijs muah!