"I want you to suck the hot cum out of my hard cock!"
The rubuttal I received was:
"FAGGOT!"
Turns out I was mistakenly responding to a buddy who had just asked what my plans were for the evening. Ohhhhhh, NO! . . .

We laughed our asses off about that little Faux Pas, but I have to admit I was horrified! What if I had sent that text to someone like my Mother? Lesson learned, I now double/triple check the recipients of my sexts!