Luckily this is New Orleans, and there is an escape door into the backyard from most every BR. She runs up front of house naked to keep him busy, while I grab my stuff and try to go backdoor action. LMFAO.
But the lock is stuck, and I am trying to hold a bunch of clothes while struggling with the lock.
She comes running back into the BR, and helps me with the lock, throws open the door and literally shoves me out, cause he is coming. 
Not my preferred method of backdoor action, but better than getting caught fucking someone else's woman. In my haste, I even grabbed her panties by accident.
So now I dont want to walk around the side of the shotgun house and out their front gate, in case he goes back to the front of the house looking towards the street.
So I hop their side fence, ripping my pants in the process. Here I am with shredded pants, like the principal Mr. Rooney in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. All that was missing was the Rottweiler dog in the back yard. 
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