Hi, my name is Amaya M. & I am NOT an "Equal Oppurtunity Provider"

Hi! My name is Amaya M, and I am NOT an "Equal Oppurtunity Provider"

Sorry guys,
even as a provider, i do have certain "standards" and do not meet with every man that has a dollar and wants to hang out with me

So where do I begin:

• I do not play with mods...that this can be quite the party, but unfortunately...I have choosen not to.
• At this time, if you lack 2 recent reputtable references--and are a newbie--i discriminate!
• Great Hygiene is a must!! sor-ry! but if you dont have good hygiene, expect to take a ride on the ymmv train..where anything unexpectadly can "not" take place
• If you have a history of shorting girls, asking for bb, your post come across a tad disrespectful (you refer to the ladies as B*#+@), TRUST me! i will discriminate!!!
• Now this may be silly to some, but your handle is your first impression to me. your pm your 2nd, and your post on this board 3rd. if your handle contains something along the lines of "iluvmyak47.4.life" "iluvto"party"420"...anyth ing along those lines....sor-ry! but i doubt i will even read the message.
• Please be punctual! i know stuff happens...but if you are constantly running late. sor-ry! but im going to have to discriminate once again. cant keep wasting my time, twiddling my thumbs..wondering if youre going to show up.
• if you have a health condition, please bring it to my attention. depending on the condition, i may have to discriminate. (sorry, but any form of STD, DISCRIMINATE! i can not be giving out any shots, if you have a colostemy bag(a poop bag), anything contagious,--i hate to say this..and really feel bad. but i have to discriminate. ) ***sorry i dont have the number to share with you, since im breaking hiipa practices in the way i run my business***
• im very sarcastic , i love to crack jokes, poke fun, laugh, etc. if youre opposite, and just "dont get me"...i suggest you discriminate...and choose not to meet with me i like to have a good time. if thats a problem, or not you..i understand!!

Im sure there are plenty of other reasons, why i have declined to see a gent. and i truly apologize to the gents that are rude, disrespectful, lack references, have poor hygeine, health issues, and for just being a mod (and not doing anything wrong)....i apologize for not being an "Equal Oppurtunity Provider".

i apologize to anyone that would like to make a formal complaint and complain against me to the BBB bc i do not fairly operate a business that is compliance with any written code.
Kudos to the ladies that will see any gent that cums their way. everyone does in fact need a little loving.

to any guy that chooses not to see me bc im just simply not their type. i completely understand and no hard feelings!!!

I give to any gents that can see past my sarcasm, understand that i am just "keeping it real" and still wish to hang out with me in the future!

Tootles!!!

I love this post...Get em'....

lol thanks dahling!
in all reality...we ALL do it to some extent.

Damn glad i didn't go with the handle "iluvmy45"

...Tootles!!!... Originally Posted by MsPrittiKitti

I'm gonna be racking my brain til I remember which old friend of mine used to say that.

x

lol!! idk who used to say "tootles"

oh....and before the guys go "talking" ---NO! i am NOT burned out.
(it seems thats the common response to a girls thread if shes "complaining")
this thread is in response to the "racist thread"
found it humerous...and im sure itll make some jaws drop at the mention of a provider having "standards"

I still say "toddles"

I know the rapper Drake says toddles in the song "up all night" ...

I still really wanna meet you and I'm sorry about the misunderstandings in the past.

So where do I begin:

• I do not play with mods...that this can be quite the party, but unfortunately...I have choosen not to.

Originally Posted by MsPrittiKitti

DAMN...


Note to self: Holla at St.C and tell him I resign, PRONTO!

lmao!
i know, i know, i know!

Irrefutable - magnificently written! Just as you pointed out, in these kinds of endeavors, we each have the right to discriminate and do so everyday in our own little way.

You are wise beyond your years! Kind Regards...........

Pritti:

It never hurts to remind the boys of the basics... particularly when you do it with a little humor, as you have done.

Very funny mention of handle choices. I had a similar (funny) conversation with a lady about the very same topic. We started to make up handles that would make us squirm!

Oh well......... with no refs I'm stuck like chuck and its sucks cuz my b-day is this week. I saw one provider awhile back, but she's in Houston. We'll meet sooner or later, that's assuming my handle's ok.

A cool way to get that out Amaya... well done. We all have our "standards" or in my case preferences on who I would like to see.... you fit mine and I don't see where I fit in your decline list... so maybe one day

Sarcasm is sexy Hope to see you soon...

WOW!!! Nicely done Amaya