I've Got a Question

I am a little over 50. My vision continues to decline. Do any hobbiest wear their reading glasses when they go down on a provider? I don't need them while I'm eating, but I sure would like to put them on when I take a break from eating and play with the food.
Get contacts.
I don't know, but sometimes it's fun to give her a facial when she's wearing them. Haha.
Take your glasses off and use brail.

Why the fuck would you need glasses when you're that close to pussy (or ass, your perogative)? Do you think she has a gramndpa is eating my pussy fantasy?

Most hookers don't require you to have eye contact when you are licking clit, so most likely they won't notice the glasses... oh wait... They may notice them if they dig into their thighs if you start doing something right (and they start squeezing your head).

Besides, your fucking face is too close to their pussy for your eyes to focus properly (if you have normal vision).

Take your glasses off. Unless you have a creepy grandfather / grand-uncle fantasy. If you do (to enhance the fantasy), don't forget to bring a walker with tennis balls on its feet.

If you REALLY need your reading glasses, set them to your side and put them on as required. Why does it have to be so complicated?
I use my tongue to see
I use my tongue to see Originally Posted by nomuff2tuff
Snake... Oh wait, that's smell. Close enough.
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Take your glasses off and use brail.

Why the fuck would you need glasses when you're that close to pussy (or ass, your perogative)? Do you think she has a gramndpa is eating my pussy fantasy?

Most hookers don't require you to have eye contact when you are licking clit, so most likely they won't notice the glasses... oh wait... They may notice them if they dig into their thighs if you start doing something right (and they start squeezing your head).

Besides, your fucking face is too close to their pussy for your eyes to focus properly (if you have normal vision).

Take your glasses off. Unless you have a creepy grandfather / grand-uncle fantasy. If you do (to enhance the fantasy), don't forget to bring a walker with tennis balls on its feet.

If you REALLY need your reading glasses, set them to your side and put them on as required. Why does it have to be so complicated? Originally Posted by Simon Riley
I suspect that you will discover the need for reading glasses while munching carpet in 15 or 20 years my young friend.
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... Unless you have a creepy grandfather / grand-uncle fantasy. If you do (to enhance the fantasy), don't forget to bring a walker with tennis balls on its feet ... Originally Posted by Simon Riley
I don't see what's so creepy about that. WALDT, right?
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Ah yes, 'The Librarian'. Hoogars love 'The Librarian' and the 'Do Her Decimal System'.
I don't see what's so creepy about that. WALDT, right? Originally Posted by JohnnyYanks
How is an incest fantasy not creepy? Isn't that part of the appeal of the fantasy, to be creepy?

If you are pulling an old guy and young (18 and over) woman fantasy, that's a different thing, but it's not what I said. If that makes anyone feel creepy about it, then it's on them.
I have many guys who come to me with glasses...most take them off when going down and will put them back on for other fun....others take them off for the full session....1 or 2 will leave them on the whole time no matter what the activities
I have many guys who come to me with glasses...most take them off when going down and will put them back on for other fun....others take them off for the full session....1 or 2 will leave them on the whole time no matter what the activities Originally Posted by babykins78
I usually take off my glasses during a sesion, then again I am near-sighted anyway, so I have never had any problems going down, sounds like this guy was just trolling.
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I would just leave them on. I've left my Oakley sunglasses on before, but that's just me. You never know shit you might need eye protection as well
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I'd remove the glasses but you might want to keep your socks on.
I'd remove the glasses but you might want to keep your socks on. Originally Posted by j_mack4u
Now that's funny!