Worst Date EVER!?!

What was your worst date ever since you have been in the hobby?
I have a few stories to tell, but I want to hear yours....

I guess Ill get this thread started....lol...

ONE of my worst dates was with this overweight short guy with missing teeth, eye patch and a peg leg.....My stomach isn`t that strong, I had to leave..He looked like a cartoon character and he had a roommate who was at the house too. Too Freaky for me lol

I can't really say I had a "worse date."

On the old Mother Ship site there was an Agency that posted a petite spinner but when I showed up, I swear to god the girl that answered the door must have ate her.

And another where I was lucky enough not to get pounded into the dirt when some guy showed up, not really too concerned why I was there, who was pissed off the cops pulled him over and he had bleeding knuckles from beating someone earlier.

All in all, probably the norm if doing something long enough.

Lol, Ive heard worse.

Luckily, I have had nothing too crazy happen. I`m pretty careful with who I see....

One guy I had licked to be kicked in the balls while I tied him up...I was always scared I would bust one and he would get mad at me. lol Whatever floats their boat I guess

Ok, I'll jump in. I may regret this.

Saw a young lady once that turned out a whole lot better looking than expected and seemed pretty fun. We were in the middle of switching positions and her phone rang, it happens, but then she answered it. And started talking.

Turns out it was a guy that she met in Walmart who got her number and was calling her for a regular date... while we were screwing. She signaled for me to keep going but to be quiet. I hear her tell the guy that she doesn't move that fast on a first date and that they need to get to know each other before she would make out with him....right.

By now I'm pissed because I'm having to do it myself so I unloaded on her ass. I don't think she realized that I did because she stuck her hand in the middle of it and started cussing me silently all while talking to a guy about going out to eat with him later on.

Even better, she couldn't get out of bed without help... didn't want to get it on the sheets... and was mouthing something to me. I really didn't understand her and by now she's pissed and she blurted out "Please wash your goo off my ass" then she realized she said it out loud. I was snickering like a boy that farted in Church, especially when she was trying to explain what she meant to the guy on the phone.

I got dressed headed for the door thinking she would slam it behind but instead she whispered "Come see me again" Go figure.

I left laughing my ass off so I guess it wasn't a total loss.

Lol, Damn, What a cum waste

I had a guy once answer the phone while his wife called and he was fucking me while talking to her...It wasn't a turn on for me.