What's your favorite line?

Lets hear some of your favorite quotes, lines, or sayings from the movies/TV/pop culture.

Engage!

From the Wisdom of Rhett Butler / Clark Gable..."Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"

Followed by Ben Braddock/Dustin Hoffman "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

"The Dude abides"--The Big Lebowski

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once and a while, you could miss it"--Ferris Bueller

"Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair... They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here. "
Scent of a woman

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"Out of order, I show you out of order. You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! "
Also from scent of a woman

Peter O'Toole as Allan Swan in "My Favorite Year."

Swan, drunk, is taking a pee in the lady's room.

Says an outraged matron, "Sir, this is for women only!"

Says Swan, "So's this ma'am. But sometimes I have to run a little water through it."

Because these moments, as beautiful as they are, are evil when they're gone. - Ultraviolet

And all for this lunacy called, "love, " this mad distemper that strikes down both beggar and king. Never again. Never. - Excalibur

Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes." - Big Trouble in Little China

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." - Big Trouble in Little China

I don't give a shit about sleeping, Leon. I want love, or death. That's it. - Leon the Proffesional

Mathilda: Is life always this hard, or is it just when you're a kid?
Léon: Always like this. - Leon the Proffesional

Don't drive angry. Don't drive angry! - Groundhog Day

Stick around, chief. You ain't seen nothin' yet. - What Dreams May Come

Col. Andy Tanner: [his dying words, after being killed while dropping a smoke bomb into a Russian tank] Come on, buddies! Come and get 'em! Shoot straight for once, you Army pukes.
[gets blown up by an American tank] - Red Dawn

Because WE *LIVE* HERE! - Red Dawn

Wolverines! - Red Dawn

This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.- Predator

Im gonna have me some fun! Im gonna have me some fun! - Predator

Life's not fair, is it? You see, I... well, I shall never be king. And you... shall never see the light of another day. Adieu. - Lion King

I see you. - Avatar

Jack Warden on the movie So Fine...

"I used to fuck like that."

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

"Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fuckin' genius...Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here." (Scent of a Woman) Originally Posted by sanantonioman37

Thanks, SA Man! I love that monologue -- "Hoo-ah" and all!

"I have come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass! And I'm all outta Bubble Gum...' - They Live

"All I know is, if the gold's not here, it's gotta be somewhere else. - Firewalker

"A woman, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no bases for a government. Supreme Executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I don't believe in the 'no win scenario'." - Star Trek II, The Wrath of Khan

I really like this thread alot so I'll do my best to limit the length of my input due to the fact that I love watching movies! Here goes...

Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want - Adventures of Ford Fairlane

So many assholes... So few bullets... - Adventures of Ford Fairlane

Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful. - Adventures of Ford Fairlane

Zuzu, my guitar! My guitar, its all scratched up! - Adventures of Ford Fairlane

Are those sad tissues or happy tissues? - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

King Leonidas: Dilios, I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
Dilios: Hardly, my lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare. - 300

Welcome to the suck - Jarhead

Conan the Barbarian movie quote:
Mongol General: "What is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

from film noir..those wonderful dark detective/gun moll/gangster flicks of the 40's:

Hollow Triumph (1948:
John Muller / Dr. Victor Emil Bartok (Paul Henreid): You’re a bitter little lady.

Evelyn Hahn (Joan Bennett): It’s a bitter little world.

Body Heat (1981)

Matty: [to Ned] You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man.
Ned: What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I got 'em all.
Matty: You don't look lazy.

It rubs the lotion on its skin. -The Silence of the Lambs

...game over man, game over! - Aliens

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock. - Superbad

I am McLovin! - Superbad

One too may hits with the snake - Aladdin

Jareth: You remind me of the babe.
Goblin: What babe?
Jareth: The babe with the power.
Goblin: What power?
Jareth: The power of voodoo.
Goblin: Who do?
Jareth: You do.
Goblin: Do what?
Jareth: Remind me of the babe. - Labrynth

Could you describe the ruckus, sir? - The Breakfast Club

The body is an 8 but the brain is a 10, lets go! - The Pirate Movie

Mabel (dressed in full plate mail armor and being told to run to save herself): Death before dishonor! Besides have you tried running in one of these things lately? Its a real bitch! - The Pirate Movie

I want a happy ending! - The Pirate Movie

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
Winston Churchill

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