I am NOT in Dallas. I am in ARKANSAS. I live in ARKANSAS. I have NO plans to come to Dallas unless I PERSONALLY post it in this section WITH DATES. Please stop messaging me asking me to come see you at your place and you live over 300 miles from Little Rock. I don't know where this influx of random thoughts that I live in Dallas came from, but it's not true. In fact, I cancelled any and all THOUGHTS of EVER coming to Dallas after the large amount of flakes on my last trip here.
So just to make things clear: I AM IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM IN OR AROUND THE DALLAS TEXAS AREA AND HAVE NO PLANS IN THE FUTURE TO VISIT THE DALLAS TEXAS AREA. PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME ASKING ME TO VISIT THE DALLAS TEXAS AREA UNLESS THAT MESSAGE ALSO LISTS MY PLANE TICKET ITINERARY.
This has been a public service message brought to you By the crazy dick sucking bitch in Little Rock, AR.