So, talking about blowjobs... Let me introduce the ultimate devourer of men: TARTNADO!!!

All the hot air and dick this site blows has inspired me to a shameless play on "Sharknado 3," premiering tonight on SyFy:

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Thar she blows!

Call this my official entry into boardman's latest threAD contest. Catfish, anyone?
Must be Tart Week
Must be Tart Week Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Every week is Tart Week on ECCIE.

More men get gobbled here than off the coast of the Carolinas.
I usually get spit out.
I usually get spit out. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Oh well honey that's a waste
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  • Trey
  • 07-22-2015, 05:57 PM
That's a pretty good one fancy. I'm ready to see mark Cuban as the president. Who knows with every republican putting his hat in for the job maybe it will become reality.
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I also luv cock...AND balls...lol!

I don't claim to be "good" at blowjobs...BUT I am good at cock & ball worship...lol



wooohooo awesome - you fucktastic Irish lassy!!
Fancy is a cockstar!!!
ECCIE needs to produce a porn parody, "Slutnado!"
This could be the best non-confrontational threAD ever.
Luv it Fancy!
Fancy you are awesome, so are your blowjobs
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Awesome idea Fancy!
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Who's gleaning now?...2
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I usually get spit out. Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
That totally sucks
Oh well honey that's a waste Originally Posted by AllisonofHouston
+1
Every week is Tart Week on ECCIE.

More men get gobbled here than off the coast of the Carolinas.
Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
I'd dispute that whole Carolina's line, but I'll stick with my "low volume" claim.... lmao
Although ironically, there has been a rash of shark attacks off the Carolina coast this last month, due to the tides not moving as they should (or something along those lines...) And here I sit checking posts, and see Fancy on a SHARK! lmao

All you need now is Laser beams on their heads... lol




That is some epic photoshopping there, Lady! Kudos!


You made me smile after a dour morning of negative posts on almost every network.
You... are a ray of sunshine.

Or a laser on a shark!