Topless maids

Has any one here tried any of the topless/erotic maid services before? I've seen a few of these places online, and I must admit, I am a bit intrigued.. I was just curios if anyone here had tried it before, if it is worth it, & and if there are any "extras" to be had? And if so which company is the best?
ICU 812's Avatar
Why not just call a hobby agency and out-call a couple of providers. You might have to pay extra if you really want them to clean.
dream-big's Avatar
Not much help here, but there was a similar service in Tampa. Unfortunately, I previously met the lady at a swinger meet and greet…but her husband had a rule against her working in swinger households.

While such services do exist, typically, most do not offer extra services…just a cleaning service with a view! However, different businesses have different rules they adhere to.
Why not ask your favorite provider if they can provide "housekeeping" services as well as the usual sort of servicing that she does?

You never know. What if she says yes? Perhaps you fantasy is her dusting and while she's bent over, you take her from behind. Wouldn't that be yummy.



Kisses,
VP
Moonlight Graham's Avatar
Why not ask your favorite provider if they can provide "housekeeping" services as well as the usual sort of servicing that she does?

You never know. What if she says yes? Perhaps you fantasy is her dusting and while she's bent over, you take her from behind. Wouldn't that be yummy.



Kisses,
VP Originally Posted by Veronica Peach
Sounds like somebody could clean up.
Holiday inn express.... You have to pay extra... And you can't spank it.
Sounds like somebody could clean up. Originally Posted by Moonlight Graham
And you know that can always be arranged.

Kisses,
VP
I don't want a bunch of fat, burkenstock wearing dykes cleaning up my place. So, a provider cleaning sounds like a good idea

However, we would probably end up fucking after 5 minutes and nothing would be cleaned up
tbone77494's Avatar
Just hire a legit maid first, and have the provider you want do an outcall showing up as the maid finishes cleaning. Give the hooker a broom as the maid leaves and pretend for for 5 minutes than bend her over and get at it. Close enough and the house and your nuts both end up clean.
Moonlight Graham's Avatar
Or you could marry the maid, and then years later should could really clean up.
Or she could be your Uber driving maid provider.

Going outta town on business, she gets there early to pick you up, cleans the place up, polishes you off, drops you to the airport, done. A single charge.

She'd literally clean up.


Slitlikr's Avatar
^^^I like the Uber hooker angle! It could work!^^^
charly01's Avatar
^^^I like the Uber hooker angle! It could work!^^^ Originally Posted by Slitlikr
There's an UBER girl?

Send link now please!
dream-big's Avatar
Every city needs an Uber Hoover provider!
There was an agency like that years ago. Offered light cleaning and extras. They had a website.